Nothing and Some More

[even how to make money sending spam, it seems]

"CYBER INVESTIGATOR'S ASSISTANT (CIA)" 19 Shows you how to get the facts on anyone. [use google and deja... err use google]

CONFIDENTIAL The SOFTWARE They Wanted BANNED In all 50 States! Why? Because these secrets were never intended to reach your eyes.... [wow, another wonderfully internationally-minded email]

Newly revised and most up to date investigative tool available. ACCEPT NO IMITATION OR OUTDATED MATERIALS.....PLEASE READ OUR ENTIRE MESSAGE TO LEARN OF OUR EXCITING PROMPT ORDER BONUS. [yeah, in case you're already bored, there are some naked people at the end... and my credit card number too]

Get the facts on anyone using the Internet! [wow.]

Locate Missing Persons, find Lost Relatives and obtain Addresses and Phone Numbers of old school friends, even Skip Trace Dead Beat Spouses. This is not a Private Investigator, but a sophisticated SOFTWARE program DESIGNED to automatically CRACK YOUR CASE with links to thousands of Public record databases. Find out SECRETS about your relatives, friends, enemies, and everyone else! -- even your spouse! With the New CYBER INVESTIGATOR'S ASSISTANT (CIA) [wow. we have discovered whowhere and the phone book so we made a wrapper around it. We're so smart]

It's absolutely astounding! Here's some of what you can learn:

License plate numbers! Get anyone's name and address with just a license plate number! (Find that girl you met in traffic!) [so it seems that the reader is a straight male. Or a lesbian.]

DRIVING RECORDS! Get anyone's driving record!

Social security number! Trace anyone by social security number! [er, are you sure it works with UK NI number ??]

ADDRESSES! Get anyone's address with just a name! [Gates, Bill...]

Unlisted phone numbers! Get anyone's phone number with just a name-even unlisted numbers!

LOCATE! Long lost friends, relatives, a past lover who broke your heart! Now with Full Internet Search. [why the hell would I want to find that bitch again ? She broke my heart once, no need to do that again]

E-mail! Send anonymous e-mail completely untraceable! [yes, see our own header, completely traced and spamcop is happy with them]

Dirty secrets! Discover dirty secrets your in-laws don't want you to know! [ and wash them too]

Investigate anyone! Use the source that private investigators use (all on the Internet) secretly! [investigate us and sue us.]

Ex-spouse! Learn how to get information on an ex-spouse that will help you win in court! (Dig up old skeletons) [gee, that mean spirit again.]

Criminal search-Background check! Find out about you daughters boyfriend! (or her husband) [ does not include spellchecker]

Neighbors! Learn all about your mysterious neighbors! Find out what they have to hide! [or go and talk to them. It works too.]

People you work with! Be astonished by what you'll learn about people you work with! [they have a life. Yes, even the nerd on the green cubicle]

Education verification! Did he really graduate college? Find out!

CYBER INVESTIGATOR'S ASSISTANT (CIA) Software will help you discover ANYTHING about anyone, with click able hyperlinks and no typing in Internet addresses!

Just load our software and Go!

It's INCREDIBLE what you can find out using Cyber Investigator's Assistant (CIA) and the Internet! You'll be riveted to your computer screen! The software they're trying to ban! Before it's too late!

LIMITED TIME OFFER: ORDER TODAY! Only $19.95 US [What, no link ? hey what is that crap about ?]