New, Easy to Read Book on Men's Sexual Secrets
(Collection Spam collection)
- 27/03/2001
Your Sex Life Might Be Great.... [or not]
But What If It Could Be Even Better?!
[like having one ?]
New, Easy to Read Book on Men's Sexual Secrets "Better Sex For Men"
[means big font, lot of pictures]
Now any man, regardless of age, can easily learn:
[insert AnneNicole Smith joke here]
-> To get your partner to want MORE SEX
[be nice, be good]
-> To Eliminate Premature Ejaculation
[like Woody said, practise a lot]
-> To Eliminate Impotence - At Any Age
[use Viagra.]
-> The Truth about Penis Enlargement
[it's bull shit. Plus size does not matter of course. (just like Money and look)]
-> To Have up to a Three-hour Erection
[have a faster clock]
-> To Experience Super-Intense Orgasms
[I should not tell you that, since after that you won't buy the book, but it usually resolves to be aware of your partner]
-> To TRIPLE THE LENGTH of your Orgasm
[0 x 3 = ?]
-> To be MULTI-ORGASMIC
[I don't remember the classic joke. the usual answer is no ejaculation]
-> To Dramatically Boost Your Semen Volume
[see above: no ejaculation means that after a week, there is a lot]
-> About the Mysterious MALE G-SPOT
[find the Female ones first]
-> About Viagra, Herbs, & Aphrodisiac Foods
[see your doctor and other spams]
-> Over 195 pages
[wow]
-> Much Much More
[free ticket to EuroDisney included]
This fantastic new book covers so many little known and unknown sexual secrets you'll be amazed!
If this book does not greatly increase your sex life... return the book in original condition within 30 days for a prompt refund.
[means no blue-dress-like spot on it]
Our Regular Price is $39.95. . . Place Your Order Before April 1st, 2001 & be a early Fool!
Order Your "Better Sex For Men" Book for Only $29.95 S+H Included! (USA ONLY, Foreign add $20.00)
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Interactive Publications, Inc.
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Midland, MI 48640
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