Nothing and Some More

I was ready. She knocked on my door. Altough I knew she was there since I spotted her on SpyCam about a mile ago, I feigned surprize while opening the door. To her, I was pissed. I was rude, I said that I was calling the police now. She said "no need, I'm gone".And me, with a huge smile with perfectly white teeth "Forever, I hope." She turned away and walked back to her car. Now the clock started ticking. I dropped my jogging on the floor quicker than a porn star, I slipped out my T-Shirt faster than Ed Wood and I was Supperman. I Put the mask on and ran through the opposite garden to her car, which was parked at the same place (Habits kill you). I pressed the yellow button on the wonderful toy done two weeks ago and the alarm was off. I jumped in and put the alarm back on... It took her 26 more seconds to get in the car. Not bad. She started the engine and I said: "You know, you should stop harassing him.". She jumped on her seat and tried to grab the alarm spray in her bag. "No need to destroy the Ozone layer. I'm here in peace." And I smiled. And I saw her eyes on my rotten teeth. And I almost saw her mind clicking. "I can do an interview if you want. I'll be at your place tomorrow, at 11am. Now if you can drop me at the mall, I have some shopping to do." She smiled and started driving. Giving me a look once in a while in the mirror. I smiled each time. Showing teeth of course. She did stop at the mall. "11am. And don't even try anything stupid. I'm not worth it in any way".

She drove away. Miraculously, the van was still parked there. Got in, changed back to real life and I started driving home. The fake teeth were hurting like hell, but I'm sure they did the trick. I was not myself, at least in her mind. Everything was back to normal.