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And now for something completely different: R O M A N C E...
So I was watching the local news, and someone knocked on the door. I hate surprize. It was her. Damn. Maybe I wasn't that smart after all. I smiled with the perfectly white teeth:"You again. The police is on its way." "Actually I wanted to apologize" "Really. Great. Done. You can go. Now." "Can I offer you a drink ?" "No." "Please. I'll pay." "Of course you will pay. You're the one trying to apologize. What do you want from me, anyways? And who are you ?". "I'm a journalist, and I mistook you for someone else." "No kidding! So you finally realised that this was 28a and not 38b. I'm so glad for you." "Please. I'm sorry. Really. In fact, since I was really offensive, I tool the liberty to bring you these." And she showed me TWO tickets for Randy Newman Live. "I just need one. Thanks." And I grabbed the ticket. "Actually I was thinking of joining you, if you don't mind." "I do." "Yeah, I thought so. That's why I want to offer you a drink so I can give you a better second impression." "Randy Newman is better listened alone." "Come on. You need someone to talk after the show. Hey, you can even write a review of the show and I'll try to have it published". Isn't flattery a MALE seduction trick ? Hey, she looked almost cute. And anyways, I missed Ed. Again.