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Through foreigner's eyes - 25/11/2002

Vanity is one of the great comforts in life. (B. Franklin) God I'm good!
Male Telemarketer: Hi this is your local telecom company. Mind if I ask you a few questions for a survey?
jm: Not at all, go ahead.
T: Do you have a computer at home ?
jm: yep.
T: Mac or PC ?
jm: pc.
T: What is the OS running on it ? jm: linux.
T: Linux !? [blank] just Linux ?
jm: yep
T: Goodbye then!
jm [with wicked smile]: bye.
In Business Week, an article on Bollywood and how India is realizing that money can be made exporting movies. The graphic on Hollywood vs Bollywood is enlightening: Hollywood Worldwide revenue is USD51 billions. At least Luc Besson got that. Now if he could actually write stories or hire some writers, I'm sure EuropaCorp would make even more money.
Bollywood, as the trades would say, is boffo these days. Of course, half the planet--the poorer half--has long thrilled to the colorful conventions of Bollywood: Boy meets girl. Villain steals girl. Girl inexplicably kicks off a dreamy song-and-dance sequence with a chorus of hundreds instantly transported from an Indian village to the Swiss Alps. There's usually a plot in there somewhere, but who cares? With stars like hunk-of-the-month Hrithik Roshan (liquid green eyes, super-muscled body, hydraulic dancing hips) and seductress Kareena Kapoor (flowing brown tresses, bee-stung lips, hydraulic dancing hips), these films have held audiences from Delhi to Durban in their thrall. The first movie to show in Kabul after the Taliban fled Afghanistan's capital last year was a Bollywood epic.
The West Wing or how to be a liberal tv show in a conservative time
President Bartlet delivered a monologue during the debate that could easily be the show's own disclaimer to critics: "I'm the president of the United States, not the president of the people who agree with me. And by the way, if the left has a problem with that, they should vote for somebody else."
People telling stories on tv: The Moth
Why do you think people have no patience for stories in a social setting, and yet the Moth has been a huge success?
I think it's habit. I mean, who knows where the zeitgeist ever takes us, or what it's doing, or what it thinks it's doing. But right now, it thinks - or for a while, it thought - that everybody had a short attention span, and that everybody needed quick little blasts or they would get bored. And I don't think that's true, but the zeitgeist can easily persuade itself that what it's doing is the appropriate thing. And, at any rate, everybody did seem to have a short attention span. It seemed as though the entire nation had an attention deficit disorder. So, when we started the Moth, we didn't know if people would want to listen for so long, but actually, they do. It's just the same as when movies like Magnolia or Topsy-Turvy - extremely long movies - turned out to be hits. People have the same attention span that they ever did, it was all a fraud and a ruse. People were very hungry for things that they could sit down and really listen to. So this art form of storytelling that we believed to be dead, or nearly dead, was actually very much alive and vital and is actually sought after by people all over the country.
RedHerring has a special Report on China and business. Sweet irony: money is money and US companies are helping China building their massive Censorship of Internet (hopefully Peekabooty will change that). Also a good read, will China be a Tech Titan or the next Bubble ?
While it may be technically correct that Cisco also sold its special firewall box to countries other than China (even though it may have first developed it for China), the company's portrayal of business-as-usual in China is disingenuous: it's unlikely Cisco was able to capture 75 percent of the Chinese router market without making major concessions to the Chinese government.
China Hand (via Rice Cooker)
I asked my student friends at the Beijing Language Institute if they believed in Democracy – Yes of course! – Then why aren’t you down at Democracy Wall? Oh our unit hasn’t got permission to go yet – they disarmingly replied.
Trade in Vietnamese brides a boon for Chinese
Deng still keeps on his wall a picture of his ex-wife, whom he bought for 300 yuan. "She's very capable [of doing housework and farming]. But I was too poor, so she gave up after living with me for seven years," he mused.
Deng says he wanted a Vietnamese wife the second time around for economic reasons.
"It costs dearly to get a Chinese girl for a wife," he explained. "People would look down upon you if you don't have money or a wife. Having a Vietnamese bride is cheaper but will nevertheless earn you respect. At least you have a family."
Speaking of immigration, there was that Economist Survey a few weeks ago, with the useful reminder of the twisted logic of closed borders: they prevent people going in, but also people going back home.
In that survey, they define international migrants as people who have lived outside of their homeland for a year or more. That inspired me to calculate, again, my ratio months out of France / months in France. It's been on a decrease lately ! For the curious, current value is: 0.8.
Last nite on a talk show, there was a guy saying that multiculturalism was bad because it was creating a global monoculture; bad because this global culture, being a mix up of everything, would be insipid, cleaned up of everything not consensual enough. He was, unsurprizingly, advising the age-old solution to keep frontiers up, so culture and people would not mix up. I found his application to culture of the "monoculture/monopoly causes conservatism" rule appealing but clearly I was disappointed by his solution.
Although borders do help: the french movies survival, or "la chanson francaise" is indeed a success entirely build on the existence of borders (and quotas), I feel like the reason I can't easily find the last albums of Ilan Chester or Democracia Sexual have to do with these same borders. I discovered them because I was once in Venezuela or Chile: I was lucky to be able to cross these borders at will. Still, I don't like borders, I don't like his solution.
I wish I knew a satisfying answer, but I don't; I'm not sure there is one, I'm not even sure this is the right question (namely how to have many cultures building on each other to create something better, without losing the specificity of each one). I have hints though that there is a question: that one culture mindset could help to solve some problems while being absolutely inapt to solve others. That culture works as a whole and altering one inch of it - just like the butterfly farting in Kyoto have me singin' in the rain here - will change another inch, consequences unknown (you don't know you've lost something until it's too late). That diversity has merit.
As for the answer, I feel that being meta-cultural about its own culture does help. That is one of the reason I like the art of translation: jokes that can't be translated is a fascinating concept that illustrates what I meant just above. And of course, this is why I find the idea of Europe absolutely attractive: to see if, and how, we will find a way to combine our various cultures, without taking the easy "majority wins all" way (a unique language, a unique system): dreams of children speaking 15 languages and understanding the own internal logic/rythm/poetry of these languages, learning 25 History in school, are easy... The hard part is to find a way to unmix/isolate them at will and, most important, a way to preserve the evil/alternative/dissident parts of the various cultures. Being my usual self, I'm confident. A few years ago, when Sidney was on radio -and then on TV- shouting "tape tape tape les mains", writings were everywhere about how Rap lyrics in french would not be possible because the structure of french made it harder to have rythm. Now all these naysayers are gone, because there is a French Rap. It's Rap, and still it's not a copycat of EastCoast/West Coast US Rap. Something else has been created, using US Rap as an inspiration. Is is better ? who cares! it exists.
What's good with search engine is that a single correct word is the key to a new world of links: spoonerism leads to various examples. Still l'art du contrepet seems a bit different.
Cedric's Otaku: The sound of words
When you pronounce such a word for the first time, there is always a split second of anxiety during which you stare at your interlocutor's face to see if they are going to understand it. And when you realize they do, you feel really good about yourself. And you marvel at the power of learning another language.
Also Jason and the meaning of K7
The same tourist in Paris tells the secret of taking good pictures: being at the right place at the right time.
More nice pictures: A nice artsy nude anaglyph photo and great pictures of Asia (indirectly via Boing Boing)
Another Economist Survey, this time about France: the usual analysis France needs reform, but has some good infrastructures. Frenchs work to live, not the other way around. A new weblog on France bashing: Merde in France (via InstaPundit, where this bit is worth a read too). the tone is a bit more sarcastic than FuckFrance and it's bilingual with some funky translations. Still, no RSS and quite boring after a while: sarcastic whine is still just that: whine, whine, whine. Quite french, indeed! I really wondered how one can stay "beyond enemy lines" for so long (20 years, according to the tag line) without having the idea to go some place else.
The thing that strikes me the most every time there are press focus on how France is doomed is that no one sees Europe as an economic entity, a big market. Why cares about France? It's Europe now. Not really related, but it reminds me the old joke: in the bedroom you're french, in the bathroom european.
Double peine ?? One-way ticket for convicted Cambodians
Most are not hardened criminals but caught in a system that requires deportation of non-U.S. citizens convicted and sentenced to prison terms of more than one year and one day.[...] Suwan's story is pretty typical. He's 34 years old, both his parents were murdered by the Khmer Rouge. He has a wife and two young children in Houston, Texas, where he was a supervisor on a construction project for the local government. His crime? Indecent exposure for urinating on the job site.
I was looking at the smart I Love [fill blank] php script and I tried to rewrite it. GD is of course the solution. ImageTTFText and a nice font do the trick. All you need is a image with some space to write on it and run the following script. Sample result. The font used on that one is Emperor's Scrawl
  $im=imagecreatefromjpeg("image.jpg");
  $color = ImageColorAllocate($im,7,2,3);
  if(empty($text)){
	$text= "Worse Weblog\r\nof this side of\r\nthe screen";
  } else {
  	$text = StripSlashes($text);
  }
  ImageTTFText($im, 20, 6, 90, 130, $color, "emperors.ttf", $text);
  
  Header("Content-type: image/jpeg");
  ImageJpeg($im);
  ImageDestroy($im);
Salon on AbiWord and working for an Open Source project, aka scratching the itch
"Try not to feel discouraged or burned out," he typed. "Focus on the things that make you feel good. Ignore the noise."
Sage words from a young programmer. And worth savoring. Because, in the end, seen from the perspective of a hacker trying to get something to work, all the rhetoric about world domination, about booms and busts and IPOs and market share, is just noise. Whereas the camaraderie of developers sharing their anxieties and triumphs, working together to solve problems -- the chitchat that fills the hours spent scrolling down the terminal windows of the hackers hanging out in #abiword -- that's sweet music.
Download AbiWord
I finally bought University Square: the angry years... and I was disappointed. Liberty Meadows is better! Also in the shopping bag was Origin. Nice. I also quite enjoyed the part in the afterword by Joe Quesada about the lost fearlessness
Now that was one very important lesson for me. You see, it brought back all these memories of being a kid and having that fearless nature, that thing inside you that says: "Hey, I can be an astronaut if I want" That thing that life tends to beat out of us as we get on with it. It's a lesson that I learned to apply to everything I do now at Marvel because I realized I wasn't learning it for the first time. I was just reminded that [...] we all have this trait deep inside of our forgotten past [... an] ability to not see defeat as on option or even a roadblock.
Tools and various link to create and build your own language (via the huge AdventureGamer.Net the site for World Builder and adventure writers)
Quickies: Is the experimental novel dead? (via Moby Lives), Social engineering, a social movie review of 8 mile (courtesy of GoogleNews), Introduction to DSpace or MIT solution to the preservation problem: how to store digital information so that it can be accessed and searched by future generations (via Swaine's World) Kottke: Paris 2002: words and pictures. Macintosh Memories, an online project documenting the history of the Macintosh computer ( via LMG)
Also you might want to read Tech Observer, Kenneth Hunt's weblog if you're interested in SVG, Python, classification and other tech stuff. RSS available, of course.
Spellchecker is one of the great comforts in life. (W. Gates). Yeah, but it's late, gotta sleep now!
Originally published as jemisa.editthispage.com/discuss/msgReader$440
25 novembre 2002